ASK YOUR KIDS
Thanksgiving Jokes
Q: HOW DOES THANKSGIVING ALWAYS END?
A: WITH A G.
Q: WHERE CAN YOU ALWAYS FIND TURKEY?
A: IN THE DICTIONARY.
Q: WHICH SIDE OF THE TURKEY HAS THE MOST FEATHERS?
A: THE OUTSIDE.
Q: HOW ARE THANKSGIVING AND HALLOWEEN ALIKE?
A: THEY BOTH HAVE GOBBLE-INS!
Q: IF APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY FLOWERS, WHAT DO MAYFLOWERS BRING?
A: PILGRIMS!
Q: WHAT’S A PILGRIM’S FAVORITE KIND OF MUSIC?
A: PLYMOUTH ROCK.
Q: WHY SHOULDN’T YOU PUT THE TURKEY NEXT TO DESSERT?
A: HE’LL GOBBLE IT UP.
Q: WHAT’S THE BEST THING TO PUT INTO A PUMPKIN PIE?
A: YOUR TEETH.
Q: WHAT DID THE PUMPKIN SAY AFTER THANKSGIVING DINNER?
A: GOOD PIE EVERYBODY!
Q: WHICH PART OF A TURKEY IS MOST MUSICAL?
A: THE DRUMSTICKS!
Q: WHY DO TURKEYS LAY EGGS? BECAUSE IF THEY THREW THEM…
A: THEY WOULD BREAK.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A TURKEY THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING?
A: LUCKY!
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A TURKEY WHEN IT’S FULL?
A: STUFFED!
Q: WHY SHOULDN’T YOU LOOK AT A TURKEY DRESSING?
A: IT WILL BLUSH.
Q: HOW DO YOU UNLOCK A DOOR ON THANKSGIVING?
A: WITH A TUR-KEY.
Q: HOW SHOULD YOU DRESS FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER?
A: IN A HAR-VEST.
Q: WHAT DOES A VAMPIRE CALL THANKSGIVING?
A: FANGS-GIVING!
Q: WHAT RINGTONE DOES A TURKEY HAVE ON ITS PHONE?
A: WING! WING! WING!
Q: WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD?
A: TO PROVE HE WASN’T CHICKEN.
Q: CAN A TURKEY JUMP HIGHER THAN A 10-STORY BUILDING?
A: YES, BECAUSE A BUILDING CAN’T JUMP!
