ASK YOUR KIDS
Halloween Jokes
Q: WHY ARE GHOSTS SO BAD AT LYING?
A: BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH THEM!
Q: WHAT IS A GOBLIN’S FAVORITE CHEESE?
A: MONSTER-ELLA!
WHEN IS A PUMPKIN NOT A PUMPKIN?
A: WHEN YOU DROP IT — THEN IT’SSQUASH!
KNOCK! KNOCK! WHO’S THERE? BOO! BOO HOO?
A: YOU DON’T HAVE TO CRY ABOUT IT!
WHAT’S A GHOST’S FAVORITE GAME?
A: HIDE AND GHOST SEEK!
WHY DID THE LITTLE BOY CARRY A CLOCK AND BIRD ON HALLOWEEN?
A: HE THOUGHT HE NEEDED THEM TO TICK OR TWEET!
WHAT DO GUY GHOSTS WEAR WHEN THEY WANT TO LOOK EXTRA GOOD?
A: BOO TIES!
HOW DO YOU FIX A JACK-O-LANTERN?
A: WITH A PUMPKIN PATCH!
WHICH MONSTER IS THE BEST DANCER?
A: THE BOOGIE MAN!
WHY DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH IN THE FALL?
A: BECAUSE IT’S TOO FAR TO WALK.
WHAT DID THE PUMPKIN MOM SAY TO HER BABY?
A: ORANGE YOU CUTE!
WHAT DO BIRDS SAY ON HALLOWEEN?
A: TRICK OR TWEET!
WHAT DID THE UNHAPPY GHOST SAY ON HALLOWEEN?
A: BOO-HOO!
WHAT’S A VAMPIRE’S FAVORITE FRUIT?
A: A NECKTARINE!
KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? BEN. BEN WHO?
A: BEN WAITING FOR HALLOWEEN ALL YEAR!
WHAT DO MUMMIES LIKE LISTENING TO ON HALLOWEEN?
A: WRAP MUSIC!
WHY DO KIDS BOB FOR APPLES ON HALLOWEEN?
A: BECAUSE PUMPKINS ARE TOO HEAVY!
WHAT DO GHOSTS USE TO WASH THEIR HAIR?
A: SHAM-BOO!
KNOCK! KNOCK! WHO’S THERE? PHILLIP. PHILLIP WHO?
A: PHILLIP MY BAG WITH CANDY, PLEASE!
